I just think he’s a c**t

Dean: Well, what is there to know about us..? I’m a drunken punk junky bastard, Rachael is stunning and our daughter is a fucking nightmare because she’s a mix of the two. Rachael:… Continue reading

The Rainy Nights

I’ve had seven heart attacks and I’ve been dead three times. The first time I had a heart attack I drove to the hospital gates and died on the doorstep. I drove 50… Continue reading

Never Looked Back

Him: “I’m half Mexican, half Native-American – Apache Indian – and I used to be a computer engineer in Jacksonville for the Ford Motor Company. I was in charge of a closed network… Continue reading

Honest and Real

Ten years ago my father started a smallholding and we’ve both been making TV shows and writing about self-sufficiency and sustainable living on and off. One of our shows is on again at… Continue reading

Pirates of St. Piran

I’m a Cornish pirate, my dear, and we love Cornish pasties. If you hang around here for a while we’ll be treating your ears to a selection of our finest sea shanties. My… Continue reading

Bard of the Gorsedd

This is a Bal Maiden costume and the hat is called a Gook. There are several different designs that women used to wear – different designs at different mines. A friend of mine… Continue reading

Bellyboarding Babe

I’m only carrying this flag because I was handed it by an official. He said, ‘Can you hold this for a photograph please?’ Coming to the Bellyboarding Championships was a madcap idea from… Continue reading

No Shame

When I was 27, I gave up my flat, my fiancé and my job in Canada and bought a one-way ticket to London. I’d woken up one morning and it was like I… Continue reading

World Bellyboarding Championships

The World Bellyboarding Championships started off as a small competition a few years ago with about 13 competitors and now it’s turned into this cacophony of people. I work for the National Trust… Continue reading

You can take my photo, but I don’t want to talk to you.