Monthly Archive: February, 2015

Maiden in Cornwall

It’s my 20th birthday today and I’ve already gone through a quarter-life crisis. I think it started at 14. You’re asked to pick your GCSE subjects, which affects what A Levels you can… Continue reading

Perfect Pooches

When I was sixteen I worked in my cousin’s grooming parlour doing dog washing. It was really hard work because it was very busy and I was constantly lifting ten-ton rottweillers into baths,… Continue reading

That’s Life

It’s handsome down here isn’t it. I live in Relubbus and come down with my bucket to collect grit for the canaries. I breed, show and sell them and I’ve got thirty-odd at… Continue reading