Monthly Archive: December, 2014

Not Quite Essex

I don’t really want to have my photo taken because I’ve got a moon face from taking steroids, but you can photograph my hands. I’ve just been told I have a broken pelvis,… Continue reading

I just think he’s a c**t

Dean: Well, what is there to know about us..? I’m a drunken punk junky bastard, Rachael is stunning and our daughter is a fucking nightmare because she’s a mix of the two. Rachael:… Continue reading