“”Is that a functioning monocle you have around your neck?” “Yes. I nearly lost my eye to an Agave.” “Oh, what’s that?” “It’s the plant that Tequila is made from.”
“We try to make the shop feel like it’s a different world – like you step away from the outside altogether when you walk through the door. We want it to evoke the… Continue reading
“I made a five-foot bride and groom out of balloons for my wedding and found I have a knack, so so I’m setting up in business. I’ve called myself ‘Rise to the Occasion… Continue reading
People doing physical jobs, there’s a reason why overalls are often the best option.
A lady in Falmouth giving an advert the contemptuous look it deserves. .
It takes twice as long to get anywhere since we’ve had her because everyone wants to say hello. .
I went to London to see my son and he said I was scruffy, so I had to buy a coat. This is my London coat and this is the hat I feed… Continue reading
I chose to study Psychology and Philosophy – the silent Ps – because I was interested in people, but I knew by Christmas I didn’t like it. When I finished my degree I… Continue reading
Sometimes I start with an idea of something I want to say, but other times ideas just sprout from words. I might think of a rhyme for a word I’ve already written down… Continue reading